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stfuconservatives:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

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Nobody gives a fuck about you noticing their nails, Jim Gaffigan.

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cosmo tip #664

expertcosmotips:

don’t EVER do anything

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cosmo tip #675

expertcosmotips:

seductively eat all the food in his house

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cosmo tip #676

expertcosmotips:

if he believes in the friend zone then you should put him in it

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goldenclitoris:

theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference

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mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

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sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

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