Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
Nobody gives a fuck about you noticing their nails, Jim Gaffigan.
if he believes in the friend zone then you should put him in it
theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY